petparent:

poopflow:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

No, I always feel like a Prada bag 

Anonymous said: yes it is, it's literally called clear mascara

are you stupid? it’s called BROW GEL.

http://www.ulta.com/ulta/browse/productDetail.jsp?productId=xlsImpprod3710381&categoryId=cat120217%20cat970001

laugh-addict:

how many white girls do you think took a screenshot of 12/12/12 at 12:12 

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A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife then called the police, and the police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: the wife claims she was asleep, the cook was cooking breakfast, the gardener was picking vegetables, the maid was getting the mail and the butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it?

repelo-muggletum:

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